Some things we have done this week:
- Walked on water (the sea in fact)
- Collected dog poo and vomit
- Watch dancers 'interpret' a range of light fittings
- Slept in someone else's bed
- Read it is okay to eat 5 or 6 loaves of wholemeal bread a day
- Watched 12 films
- Been asked if we want to sell our flat
One of these was a mistake...
2 comments:
So which one was the mistake ? I would say collecting poo doesn't sound like a good idea....I mean 'collecting' implies you kept it !!!
Some things you could do to liven your dull days up...
1. See how many times you can make love in one 24 hour period.
2. Read www.breakingmorewaves.blogspot.com (It's a bit like making love non stop for 24 hours)
3. Repeat 1 and 2
12 films !!! bloddy hell
Yes I'm having a set of boxes made to display my new collection...
Actually the mistake was the advice that I could eat '5 or 6 loaves' of bread - the translation on the leaflet was bad, it should have said 'slices'.
And stop plugging your blog!
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